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So, here I am again.... full of semi-projects (or you can call "full of shit"; in my case, it works the same...)
Just a quick note to remind me later of my new future non-accomplished ideas. First, I'm working my ass off to try to learn some web design. Yeah. I'm now into the computer stuff, too. It finally got me. And the shit is cool, actually ( I never thought I would one day hear myself saying so... I also never thought I would ever spend 40 hours straight playing videogame either).
Anyways, the idea is something that popped into my mind when I started getting some spam email about an English to Portuguese students website. I thought: "If I taught for 5 damn years, why don't I put some shit online to make life a little easier for students when they face 'real' English?". So my idea was to make my first website a kinda friendly site with tips on how people speak here, on the West Coast. Slangs, funny expressions, words you can't use while babysitting (because if you're Brazilian, you'll be either doing that or cleaning someone else's toilets. Or maybe you're lucky and you'll be delivering pizza!).
Ok. Don't take me bad. I'd rather be scrubbing someone else's shit off their toilets than be sitting on mine (toilet, please) just for lack of something better to do. Well, at least until Halo 3 comes out! Hahahahhahaa
Well, that is idea number 1. I mean, if the library doesn't get the Immigration after me for 3 months of overdue books.... (yep. I read slowly). Oops! they can't! hahaha I can't work but they can't kick my ass out of here either! Suck it up, suckers! I'll keep on overduing my damn books!
Well ( I don't have any better starter), idea #2 would be work on a cooking website. Or at least upload some new recipes on my cooking blog. Or a poetry web site. Or both. I would like also to create a film review website, but for that I need a little more knowledge (and sense).
Idea #3: write some new stuff (novels, scrips etc). I have the idea, but the laziness takes over me and I feel like "the dude" (if you don't know what the fuck that is, go rent some old comedies. That's all I can tell - move your ass towards something!) - meaning I don't feel like taking them out of my head and into the screen. But the project is there. Just waiting for me to move my fucking lazy ass off the chair.
idea #4 : this one is a ghost from the past; it's that damn good book I read when I was a teenager and always wanted to make it into a play and... guess: act it. The thing is: it's a monologue.
idea #5: get my already known fucking lazy ass moving and get the 8mm and do something with my life (for those who don't know, an 8 mm is an old type of camcorder, not a gun. Suckers.).
idea #6: film my damn new character with my digital camera and upload it on YouTube.
idea #7: Go to a cool Starbucks and watch people and write. Yeah. Write.
idea #8: take back the drawing classes and fucking draw something decent once and for all (no more giant penis attacking innocent vaginas.). PS: this was a joke. But drawing something cool wasn't.
Done with the ideas. Oh, I forgot one more: come back to hurting everyone's ears around me with my harmonica.
Yeah! Now I'm done! Nine more reasons to be frustrated in the future!
PS: Forgive-me. I've been unemployed for almost 6 months and my only companion (the voices in my head don't count) the whole day is a crabby fat kitty who doesn't want huggies.
PS 2: This post is to be funny. Did you laugh? If you did, drop me a note. If you didn't, just don't say anything.
...but I'm hoping I'll get a note...;P
Just a quick note to remind me later of my new future non-accomplished ideas. First, I'm working my ass off to try to learn some web design. Yeah. I'm now into the computer stuff, too. It finally got me. And the shit is cool, actually ( I never thought I would one day hear myself saying so... I also never thought I would ever spend 40 hours straight playing videogame either).
Anyways, the idea is something that popped into my mind when I started getting some spam email about an English to Portuguese students website. I thought: "If I taught for 5 damn years, why don't I put some shit online to make life a little easier for students when they face 'real' English?". So my idea was to make my first website a kinda friendly site with tips on how people speak here, on the West Coast. Slangs, funny expressions, words you can't use while babysitting (because if you're Brazilian, you'll be either doing that or cleaning someone else's toilets. Or maybe you're lucky and you'll be delivering pizza!).
Ok. Don't take me bad. I'd rather be scrubbing someone else's shit off their toilets than be sitting on mine (toilet, please) just for lack of something better to do. Well, at least until Halo 3 comes out! Hahahahhahaa
Well, that is idea number 1. I mean, if the library doesn't get the Immigration after me for 3 months of overdue books.... (yep. I read slowly). Oops! they can't! hahaha I can't work but they can't kick my ass out of here either! Suck it up, suckers! I'll keep on overduing my damn books!
Well ( I don't have any better starter), idea #2 would be work on a cooking website. Or at least upload some new recipes on my cooking blog. Or a poetry web site. Or both. I would like also to create a film review website, but for that I need a little more knowledge (and sense).
Idea #3: write some new stuff (novels, scrips etc). I have the idea, but the laziness takes over me and I feel like "the dude" (if you don't know what the fuck that is, go rent some old comedies. That's all I can tell - move your ass towards something!) - meaning I don't feel like taking them out of my head and into the screen. But the project is there. Just waiting for me to move my fucking lazy ass off the chair.
idea #4 : this one is a ghost from the past; it's that damn good book I read when I was a teenager and always wanted to make it into a play and... guess: act it. The thing is: it's a monologue.
idea #5: get my already known fucking lazy ass moving and get the 8mm and do something with my life (for those who don't know, an 8 mm is an old type of camcorder, not a gun. Suckers.).
idea #6: film my damn new character with my digital camera and upload it on YouTube.
idea #7: Go to a cool Starbucks and watch people and write. Yeah. Write.
idea #8: take back the drawing classes and fucking draw something decent once and for all (no more giant penis attacking innocent vaginas.). PS: this was a joke. But drawing something cool wasn't.
Done with the ideas. Oh, I forgot one more: come back to hurting everyone's ears around me with my harmonica.
Yeah! Now I'm done! Nine more reasons to be frustrated in the future!
PS: Forgive-me. I've been unemployed for almost 6 months and my only companion (the voices in my head don't count) the whole day is a crabby fat kitty who doesn't want huggies.
PS 2: This post is to be funny. Did you laugh? If you did, drop me a note. If you didn't, just don't say anything.
...but I'm hoping I'll get a note...;P
posted by The Lady of the Lake at 3:01 PM
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