The most awesome story I've heard on the radio!
Ok, so here I am driving back from the gym, all sweaty, dirty, tired and stinky (by the way, I still am, but I just HAAAAAD to write this story down, I couldn't wait until after the shower! Can you smell it? LOL). As usual, I was listening to Star 98.7, and they have this new show called "Flirting at 9:30" (AM). So, people call and they ask someone they secretly admire to go out with them on a date. If the person says yes, they get a nice dinner paid by the radio. If the other person says no, the caller gets 100 bucks, as a consolation prize.
Today the guy that called was Kevin, from Big Bear. He was friends with this girl, Treasure, for looong time, and never had the courage to make a move. Ok, so the guys at the radio call Treasure and put her on the line, and she doesn't know what is going on. They tell her she has a secret admirer and she goes: " Oh, no, the chick at Taco Bell! I already told her no!" Hahhahaha
And the guys at the radio say: "No, Treasure, it's not the chick at Taco Bell! It's a friend of yours, a person very close to you. We'll give you a hint: he builds puzzles and is shorter than you. Do you know who he is?"
She goes: " Hmmmm....no... everybody is shorter than me - I'm 6 feet tall!"
The radio guy goes: " But think: he is a very good friend of yours. Who is your best friend?"
She goes: " Hmmm.... Kevin, but I think he is gay"
The radio guys go: " So, Treasure, he is your secret admirer and he wants to take the relationship to the next step! He wants to take you to dinner! And, if you say so, we'll pay you a nice dinner; if you say no, we'll give him 100 bucks so he doesn't feel bad that you thought he was gay! Do you want to take it to the next level?"
And she goes: "Yes! I always wanted to go out with him and I love him to death, he is perfect and we do everything together, we get along wonderfully.... because of that, I thought he was gay!"
And then they told Kevin her answer and he goes: "She thought I was gay????"
But he is totally happy with her accepting his flirting. And he declares himself to her, how much he loved her for all this time and never had the courage to tell her.
And then he goes...." Would you marry me, Treasure?"
And then she goes: " OMG! (Silence).... Yes, Kevin! I have always wanted to marry you!"
And he goes: " I'm going to go down on my knees and ask you then!"
And the guys at the radio start making noise and I started screaming in the car - u-huuuuuuuu!
And she goes: " Where are you, Kevin?"
He goes: " I'm at Starbucks ( I think he said the one at the mountain). And you?"
She goes: " I'm at Starbucks in the city"
He goes: " Stay there - I'm going there right now!"
And when the guy at the radio asked him : " WTF, man?" (of course, he didn't use "wtf", but anyways....), he told him they knew each other for sooooo long and he always loved her and Lisa Fox (the girl at the radio): "And they held this feeling for each other for so long, while they both were thinking the same!"
And the guy at the radio goes: " Hey, this show is supposed to take people to a date! It's crazy! The guy calls to take her to a date and asks her to marry him????? And she says yes??????? That's odd!!!" LOL
Everybody laughs. And so do I, in my car, among little screams of excitement.
I love these crazy stories!!!! =))
Ain't it cute? =)
Today the guy that called was Kevin, from Big Bear. He was friends with this girl, Treasure, for looong time, and never had the courage to make a move. Ok, so the guys at the radio call Treasure and put her on the line, and she doesn't know what is going on. They tell her she has a secret admirer and she goes: " Oh, no, the chick at Taco Bell! I already told her no!" Hahhahaha
And the guys at the radio say: "No, Treasure, it's not the chick at Taco Bell! It's a friend of yours, a person very close to you. We'll give you a hint: he builds puzzles and is shorter than you. Do you know who he is?"
She goes: " Hmmmm....no... everybody is shorter than me - I'm 6 feet tall!"
The radio guy goes: " But think: he is a very good friend of yours. Who is your best friend?"
She goes: " Hmmm.... Kevin, but I think he is gay"
The radio guys go: " So, Treasure, he is your secret admirer and he wants to take the relationship to the next step! He wants to take you to dinner! And, if you say so, we'll pay you a nice dinner; if you say no, we'll give him 100 bucks so he doesn't feel bad that you thought he was gay! Do you want to take it to the next level?"
And she goes: "Yes! I always wanted to go out with him and I love him to death, he is perfect and we do everything together, we get along wonderfully.... because of that, I thought he was gay!"
And then they told Kevin her answer and he goes: "She thought I was gay????"
But he is totally happy with her accepting his flirting. And he declares himself to her, how much he loved her for all this time and never had the courage to tell her.
And then he goes...." Would you marry me, Treasure?"
And then she goes: " OMG! (Silence).... Yes, Kevin! I have always wanted to marry you!"
And he goes: " I'm going to go down on my knees and ask you then!"
And the guys at the radio start making noise and I started screaming in the car - u-huuuuuuuu!
And she goes: " Where are you, Kevin?"
He goes: " I'm at Starbucks ( I think he said the one at the mountain). And you?"
She goes: " I'm at Starbucks in the city"
He goes: " Stay there - I'm going there right now!"
And when the guy at the radio asked him : " WTF, man?" (of course, he didn't use "wtf", but anyways....), he told him they knew each other for sooooo long and he always loved her and Lisa Fox (the girl at the radio): "And they held this feeling for each other for so long, while they both were thinking the same!"
And the guy at the radio goes: " Hey, this show is supposed to take people to a date! It's crazy! The guy calls to take her to a date and asks her to marry him????? And she says yes??????? That's odd!!!" LOL
Everybody laughs. And so do I, in my car, among little screams of excitement.
I love these crazy stories!!!! =))
Ain't it cute? =)
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